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Bernadette Rostenkowski
- [first lines]
- Howard Wolowitz: Two years later there's a knock on the door; the guy opens it, and there on the porch is the snail who says, "What the heck was that all about?"
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [giggles] I don't really get it.
- Howard Wolowitz: See, it took two for the snail to-
- [Bernadette kisses him]
- Howard Wolowitz: Not important.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Can I ask you a question?
- Howard Wolowitz: Sure.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Where do you think this is going?
- Howard Wolowitz: To be honest, I was hoping at least second base.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: You're so funny. You're like a stand-up comedian.
- Howard Wolowitz: A Jewish stand-up comedian; that'd be new.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish.
- Howard Wolowitz: No, I was just be- Never mind.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Look, Howard, this is our third date, and we both know what that means.
- Howard Wolowitz: We do?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Sex.
- Howard Wolowitz: You're kidding!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship or a one-night stand.
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right? It's not like 'chicken or fish' on an airplane.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Maybe you need to think about it a little.
- Howard Wolowitz: You know it's not unheard of for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [she kisses him briefly] Call me when you figure it out.
- [she goes into her house]
- Howard Wolowitz: Three dates means sex! Who knew?
- [last lines]
- Penny: [Howard is 'serenading' Bernadette] Oh, I am *so* sorry.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Are you kidding? That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.
- Howard Wolowitz: [sings] Bernadette!
- [says]
- Howard Wolowitz: Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!