Zachary Levi aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Chuck Bartowski
- Chuck Bartowski: Uh, phone trouble again?
- Sarah Walker: Uh, yeah. I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls, cause... I never got one from you.
- [First lines]
- Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, this is a bad idea.
- Morgan Grimes: Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
- Morgan Grimes: Plan? What plan? This is survival.
- [knock knock]
- Morgan Grimes: It's her! We've been compromised. I'm a ghost!
- Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man!
- Ellie Bartowski: [opens bedroom door] Chuck? What're you doing?
- Chuck Bartowski: Uhh, escaping?
- Ellie Bartowski: From your own birthday party?
- Chuck Bartowski: [excitedly] I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb!... What if I had been wrong?
- [He almost gets physically ill]
- Major John Casey: Don't puke on the C-4.
- Chuck Bartowski: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan, did you spike the punch?
- Morgan Grimes: Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
- [pause]
- Morgan Grimes: Yes, I did.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them.
- Chuck Bartowski: There were thousands of them.
- John Casey: Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head?
- Sarah Walker: Chuck is the computer.
- Chuck Bartowski: You mind driving?
- Morgan Grimes: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you, are you, look it, are you being serious? You're gonna let me drive?
- Chuck Bartowski: It's a company car, Morgan. It's not that big a deal.
- Morgan Grimes: Whoa, whoa. It's not just a company car, okay? A hooptie's a hooptie, homeboy. I mean, this baby's sitting on chrome. Or plastic.
- Chuck Bartowski: Do me a favor and stay off the 5, okay? Because the cops are in a phased deployment.
- Morgan Grimes: Okay. Thanks for the tip, Ponch.
- Lester Patel: [looking at Chuck's destroyed hard drive] No, I've been through it. It's dead, it's totally fried. This hard drive was... murdered.
- Jeff: What if you were the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?
- Chuck Bartowski: That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. And here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, listen to me. Those men are from the NSA. They're here for you and they will hurt you.
- Chuck Bartowski: Me? Why me? I'm nobody. I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd, at a Buy More. Maybe someday I'll be assistant manager, but I don't even know if I want that job.
- Ellie Bartowski: [Chuck enters, sounding bored] Hey, Chuck.
- Chuck Bartowski: Ellie, captain. Don't freak out, remain calm. I have some news.
- Morgan Grimes: [Morgan enters excitedly] Chuck's got a date!
- Ellie Bartowski: [sitting up] What? *Who*?
- Captain Awesome: Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome!
- Morgan Grimes: [sees Sarah entering the store] Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicky Vale!
- Chuck Bartowski: Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...
- [sees Sarah and abruptly stops]
- Sarah Walker: I hope I'm not interrupting.
- Chuck Bartowski: Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.
- Sarah Walker: Because *that* makes it better?
- Morgan Grimes: Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.
- Sarah Walker: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.
- Chuck Bartowski: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
- Morgan Grimes: But they raised me as one of their own.
- Chuck Bartowski: [on the roof top, after flashing on the data downloaded into his head] Look, something's wrong with me. I don't know what, but something is very, very wrong with me. I'm remembering things I shouldn't know.
- Sarah Walker: Talk to me, Chuck, like what?
- Chuck Bartowski: I don't know. I don't know. Like there was a Serbian demolitions expert at the Large Mart today. Don't you think that's a little odd?
- Chuck Bartowski: Hi, Harry. We'll be back up and running in five minutes.
- Harry Tang: Five minutes? Do you know what five minutes means in Buy More dollars?
- Chuck Bartowski: I didn't realize we had our own currency.
- Chuck Bartowski: Thanks for my party. Your seven-layer dip? Tasted like eight.
- Ellie Bartowski: Chuck, can I tell you something?
- Chuck Bartowski: It really was eight layers?
- Ellie Bartowski: Even though we may ask, no woman wants to hear about an old girlfriend. It's depressing, okay? Stanford was five years ago. You need to move on. It's time.
- Chuck Bartowski: Do we have to have this conversation again? We've rehearsed it enough. Right. Well, I'll get over Jill tomorrow.
- Sarah Walker: You call him "Captain Awesome"?
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, wait till you meet him. Everything he does is awesome. Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing...
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm a funny guy.
- Sarah Walker: Clearly! Which is good cause I'm not funny.
- Chuck Bartowski: Is that your big secret, by the way? Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you.
- Sarah Walker: Oh plenty, believe me.
- Chuck Bartowski: And I was thinking she's either a cannibal or she's really not that funny... and I was pulling for cannibal because I've never met one before.
- Sarah Walker: Uhh... not a cannibal.
- Chuck Bartowski: [sees general on TV] He's already here. He landed last night.
- Anna Wu: Who's already here, Chuckles?
- Chuck Bartowski: [flabbergasted] I... don't know.