- Cinderella: [as the slippers are revealed] Wow, they're beautiful! They're glass?
- Fabulous Godmother: Mmm-hmm.
- Cinderella: Any way you can make them more comfortable?
- Fabulous Godmother: No.
- Cinderella: But you're magic.
- Fabulous Godmother: Women's shoes are as they are. Even magic has its limits.
- Fabulous Godmother: [from official trailer] Yeeees! *I* am your Fabulous Godmother. Do you want to go to that ball and meet a bunch of rich people who'll change your life?
- Cinderella: Yes, I was just crying and singing about it, like, two minutes ago.
- Fabulous Godmother: [waving his wand] Then gooo youuu shaaall!
- [changing Cinderella's rags into a simple sky blue business suit]
- Cinderella: Oh, well, look at that. This is different, I mean...
- Fabulous Godmother: Okay, daah, you said you wanted to be a businesswoman; it's magic time!
- Princess: [from official trailer; seeing Cinderella in her newly made gown] Where did you get that dress?
- Cinderella: I designed it.
- Cinderella: [from official trailer] I have to make a life for myself. I'll sell one of my signature dresses; soon everyone'll know my name.
- Stepmother: [from official trailer; seeing Cinderella in a pink dress she made] Cinderella, you don't need to go to the ball.
- Cinderella: Please, Stepmother, I spent *weeks* making this dress; my future depends on it.
- [the stepmother douses an ink well filled with ink on Cinderella's pink dress]
- Prince Robert: [from official trailer] I pick you to be my princess.
- Cinderella: What about my work? I don't want a life stuck waving from a royal box any more than a life confined to a basement.
- Cinderella: [to a monarch butterfly, which magically morphs itself into her Fabulous Godmother] You did it. Well done, my friend.
- Footman: [from official trailer; trying to figure out where his tail is, but he lost it due to being turned from a mouse to a footman] Where's my tail? I can't balance without my tail!
- Stepmother: [from official trailer] Marry him, and all our problems will be solved.
- Cinderella: It's too late.
- Villager: [from official trailer] Here's a laugh: this girl fancies herself a businessman!
- [the other villagers laugh]
- King Rowan: You're bringing shame on this family, Robert. Have you seen this?
- [hands Prince Robert a flyer]
- Prince Robert: [reads aloud] The Roundabout Players present The King's Idiot Son. Ooh, do you think we can still get tickets?
- King Rowan: I'm becoming a laughingstock.
- Prince Robert: I think you're overreacting.
- King Rowan: Well, why don't you ask the Roundabout Players if I'm overreacting. They are currently in a dark windowless room under the castle.
- [rips flyer]
- Prince Robert: You can't leave actors alone in a basement without attention. They'll die!
- Stepmother: [from official trailer] Cinderella, it's only my love for your father, that's just all, that stands between you and a life on the street.