Jonah Hill aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Tighten
- [a giant hologram of Megamind's head appears in the sky above Metro City]
- Megamind: YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND?
- Titan: This town isn't big enough for TWO super-villains!
- Megamind: Oh, you're a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!
- Titan: Oh, yeah? What's the difference?
- [Megamind's giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind]
- Megamind: PRESENTATION!
- Titan: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers! This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength...
- [shows Roxanne tied to the tower]
- Titan: ...but for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
- [rips out part of the tower's foundation, swaying it]
- Roxanne Ritchi: HAL! Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal...
- Titan: You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!
- [Megamind flips TV channels in prison]
- Titan: [on TV] Hey, Megamind, you and I have unfinished business! I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet...
- [reveals a captured Roxanne]
- Megamind: Roxanne!
- Titan: Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you!
- Roxanne Ritchi: Megamind... I don't even know if you're listening... but if you are, you can't give up! The Megamind I know would NEVER run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality!... You need to be that guy, RIGHT now. The City needs you... I need you.
- Megamind: Roxanne...
- Titan: You have one hour. DON'T keep me waiting!
- Titan: [hitting Megamind] This is for stealing my girlfriend! This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me! And Megamind, this one's for Space Stepmom! You lied to her!
- Megamind: I can't believe you! All your gifts, and you squander them for your own personal gain?
- Titan: Yes!
- Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad, then you come and get me! That's why I created you!
- Titan: Yeah right, you're nuts! Space Dad told me...
- Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad!
- [transforms into Space Dad]
- Megamind: You should be more like Metro Man.
- Titan: [screams] You tricked me?
- Megamind: Don't like that, hmm? Well there's more!
- [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit]
- Megamind: I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.
- Titan: No!
- Megamind: And we were smooching up a storm!
- [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]
- Hal: If I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.
- Roxanne Ritchi: Hmmm...?
- Hal: And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby!... Okay, that sounded a little creepy...
- Roxanne Ritchi: JUST a little.
- Megamind: Well done! I thought that battle went really, really well! I mean, I have a few notes...
- Titan: Notes?
- Megamind: But they can wait. You can take me to jail now.
- Titan: Oh no no no, I was thinking more like the morgue! You're dead!
- Megamind: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This isn't how you play the game...!
- Titan: GAME OVER!
- Roxanne Ritchi: Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City! It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honour a beautiful man: Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.
- [gestures to her cameraman Hal to cut]
- Hal: Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on air, that's un-freaking-believable! It's crazy!
- Roxanne Ritchi: I wrote that piece myself, Hal!
- Hal: What I was trying to say WAS, I can't believe that in our modern society, they let like, actual art get onto the news!
- Roxanne Ritchi: Nice save, Hal.
- Hal: Who are you?
- Megamind: I sent you to this planet to teach you about honor, justice, and nobility. I am your father.
- Hal: So... you're like my space dad?
- Megamind: ...Yeah. I'm like your space dad.
- Hal: [to Minion] And you are... what?
- Minion: I'm your space stepmom! I've had some work done recently.
- [Titan tosses Roxanne over a building]
- Titan: [catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!