Len Carlson aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Uncle Clyde • Mr. Juice
- Beetlejuice: Hey, let's have some fun!
- [Uncle Clyde smiles]
- Lydia Deetz: Beetlejuice, don't say "fun" around Uncle Clyde.
- Beetlejuice: Why not, Babes?
- Uncle Clyde: Hey, you wanna have some real big, old-fashioned fun?
- Lydia Deetz: Too late.
- Charles Deetz: Oh, boy, everybody! It's time for Beppo!
- [Uncle Clyde pulls out a dummy]
- Delia Deetz: [facepalms] Charles...
- Charles Deetz: Wheeee!
- Beetlejuice: [while watching Uncle Clyde's ventriloquist act] Whoa! This guy's the worst.
- Lydia Deetz: And he's just getting started.
- Uncle Clyde: [to his dummy] So, Beppo, why did the chicken cross the road?
- Beetlejuice: This guy oughta throw his voice... out!
- [Beetlejuice uses his magic to possess the dummy]
- Beetlejuice: [through the dummy] Wanna know why the chicken crossed the road? 'CAUSE HE WAS PINNED TO THE PUNK ROCKER'S EAR! THAT'S WHY!
- Aunt May: I like your new act, Clyde. I like it just fine.
- Uncle Clyde: B-But, May, I-I-I didn't, uh...
- Aunt May: To be honest, dear, if I hear one more of those corny old jokes of yours, I'm gonna feed Beppo some termites.
- Beetlejuice: [through Beppo] Hey, you're making me hungry!
- News Reporter: [on TV] And so the Haunted Housing shortage continues, leaving many of our neighborhood freaks with no place to ghost.
- Mrs. Juice: Oh, Nat, dear, you'll never guess who's here.
- Mr. Juice: Not now, Bea. I'm watching the Neitherworld News.
- News Reporter: Employment figures, however, are very good, with only one lazy bum still without a job... Beetlejuice!
- Beetlejuice: Is my timing great or what?
- Beetlejuice: What's happening, Pops?
- Mr. Juice: Huh? Junior, when are you gonna get a job?
- Beetlejuice: I have a job, Pops. I'm a waiter. I wait around for people to give me their money! Ha!
- Mr. Juice: There are plenty of jobs, Junior, right here in the want ads.
- Beetlejuice: Yeah, but I don't WANT'EM! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Mr. Juice: [after Beetlejuice saves him from a sandworm] He may be unemployed, but he did a great job.
- Mrs. Juice: And you may be stinky, but we love you, son.