Zach Braff aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
- J.D.: Hey, uh, you need to move your car - it's my day to have the parking spot
- Elliot: J.D., you have a scooter! Why do you even need a parking spot?
- J.D.: Mmmm, it sends a message.
- J.D.: Well, as you may have heard from the loudspeaker, some residents, the janitor, my mother, your mother, and a coma patient, um, I'm being referred to as the "co-" chief resident. I think we should either both go with "co-chief" or "chief." Don't you... co-agree?
- Lonnie: Excuse me. We're working up this patient for a hypercoagulable state with a prolonged PTT? What's our next step?
- J.D.: Well, that's easy, Lonnie, what you want to do...
- Lonnie: 'd like my answer from the *chief* resident.
- Janitor: What's that? Your new cool guy walk?
- J.D.: Nope, I have rocks in my shoe.
- [empties it]
- J.D.: Wow, that's a lot of rocks. I gotta stop taking that shortcut through the quarry.
- J.D.: Look, man, it was one second of doubt, okay? Since when do you care what anybody else thinks?
- Turk: I don't. I care what you think.
- J.D.: In a hospital, it's hard not to let your personal life affect your professional life.
- J.D.: So! How you guys gonna celebrate your divorce?
- Turk: By not inviting you!
- J.D.: Oh my God! Dude! I doubted you for a second, why are you so mad?
- Turk: Maybe I needed you to believe in me!
- Carla: I believe in you, baby.
- Turk: Yeah, but we're married - that doesn't count.
- Turk: Look J.D, I've gotta go, I can't be late... I got a new attending-plus, he's a question talker.
- J.D.: What's a question talker?
- The New Attending: Do I want you to be on time, Dr. Turk? Yes I do, Am I going to remember this? Of course I am.
- Turk: Let me buy you lunch.
- J.D.: I'm rich. I'll buy you lunch and some gold teeth to eat it with!
- Turk: You know, you only got one more black joke this month before I bust your ass.
- J.D.: Dammit! I used 'em all up watching "Barbershop 9".
- Turk: Okay, that's it, and I'll get you later.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [after Elliott removes a sign with her fingers that he couldn't with a crowbar] She has fingers like biceps.
