Derek, Alex, and Gary

Dr. Quentin Costa: I'm sorry, Kimber. This is very embarrassing. I'm completely starstruck. I've seen all your movies.

Kimber Henry: How sweet. We have a new series coming out. It's called "Two Girls, a Guy, and a Cumface". It's loosely based on our personal experience.

Dr. Christian Troy: We'll be sure to send you the DVDs.

Kit McGraw: Porn's for fat kids. Why not offer him the real thing?

Dr. Quentin Costa: I wouldn't want to impose.

Kit McGraw: Christian won't mind a friend lending a hand.

Dr. Christian Troy: Not at all. Quentin, if that's what Kit wants. She's all yours.

Kit McGraw: If you like her movies, wait until you have her when she's not acting. She tastes like hot maple syrup.

Dr. Christian Troy: Kimber isn't a condiment from IHOP, sweetheart. She's not to be passed around the table.