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Kelly Bundy
- Kelly Bundy: Call *who* Ishmael?
- Al: Ah, me! Look, Kelly. We have a million dollar computer sitting over here. Why don't you do your report on *it*?
- Kelly Bundy: I tried! I turned it on and I typed in "Ishmale". You know what it said to me, Dad? Ishmael. It even spelled it wrong!
- Kelly Bundy: Oh, God! Remedial Reading test tomorrow. I mean, what do I care if Jack and Jill fell down a hall? I mean, why were they even in the building?
- Kelly Bundy: I've got this book report. Um, do you know who 'Ishmael' is?
- Bud Bundy: Moby Dick?
- Kelly Bundy: Yeah! You know it?
- Bud Bundy: The classic whaling tale by Herman Melville. I know just about everything there is! What do you need to know?
- Kelly Bundy: What happens?
- Bud Bundy: Let's see. Ishmael and the whale were actually good friends and the whale would talk.
- Kelly Bundy: Oh, cool!
- Bud Bundy: Yup! The whale would call him 'Wilbur'.
- Kelly Bundy: Dad, I've got this book report due in, um... Oh, God, what do you call it? The subject with the words?
- Al Bundy: English?
- Kelly Bundy: Yeah!