Christina Applegate aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Kelly Bundy
- Al Bundy: [looking at the phone bill] What about these three pages of toll calls to the Heavy Metal hotline?
- [Peggy and Bud look at Kelly]
- Kelly Bundy: [looks away, then back at Al] Oh, then, that must have been me, Dad, but I was saving you money.
- Al Bundy: How did you do that, pumpkin?
- Kelly Bundy: Well, because they said that it's $3.00 for the first minute and 50 cents for each additional minute. So, rather than get charged extra, I'd hang up after a minute and then call back!
- [Al looks down, holding his head in his hands]
- Peggy Bundy: Well, at least she's trying, Al.
- Al Bundy: [looks at everyone] Oh, God!
- [Al puts his head back down again]
- Al Bundy: So, you haven't lost any more respect for me?
- Peggy Bundy: Oh, now, that would be impossible, wouldn't it, kids?
- [Bud and Kelly nod]
- Peggy Bundy: I mean, honey, you lost $100,000! How many men who earn less than a fry cook can say they lost $100,000?
- Bud Bundy: Fry cook? Dad makes less than the newspaper boy!
- Kelly Bundy: A street mime!
- Peggy Bundy: The guy who scrapes dead animals off the highway!
- [Al gets up and leaves]
- Bud Bundy: A lab animal!
- Kelly Bundy: A circus geek!
- Peggy Bundy: A barnacle scraper!
- Bud Bundy: A professional miniature golfer!
- Kelly Bundy: A qualified teacher!