Eddie Kaye Thomas aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Finch
- Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
- Finch: Single malt?
- Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
- Jim: [Nadia takes off her underwear] Holy shit.
- Finch: HOLY SHIT!
- Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit
- Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!
- [Deleted Scene. Kevin enters to see Finch drinking mochachino]
- Kevin: Finch, get to the bathroom, now!
- Finch: Easy tiger, what's in there?
- Kevin: Just go.
- Finch: And why is this?
- Kevin: Listen, you're going to shit your pants.
- Finch: [snorts] That's charming.
- Finch: Look, Stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your coffee and it's fast acting - really fast.
- Finch: Listen, Kevin, you know first of all it's mochachino... Oh... Oh!
- [Finch runs from the room]
- Finch: So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
- Stifler's Mom: Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
- Finch: Yes ma'am, I am.
- [Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers]
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a college chick.
- Jim: Cassanova!
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Debbie.
- Steve Stifler: Bullshit - from where?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She works part-time at my dad's store.
- Steve Stifler: Yeah right, Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store.
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, come on, he does not.
- Kevin: Really, Stifler, he's the manager.
- Steve Stifler: Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master!
- Kevin: Stifler, you're such an asshole!
- Steve Stifler: [chuckles] Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sake and all she'll do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd!
- Finch: Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool?
- Steve Stifler: I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak!
- [Deleted Scene. The boys are in Dog Years]
- Jim: Guys guys guys - here's an easy one, okay: "Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion". Okay; Attractive: ugly.
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Fun Loving: Insane.
- Kevin: Okay, 'unlisted age' plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'.
- Jim: No, no no no - 'Charming' is old; 'Older' is really old; 'Youthful mind' is dead.
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yes, yes.
- [High-fives with Jim]
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: [to Finch] You're still eating that damn imitation hot dog?
- Finch: It's not an imitation. Removing the actual 'dog' from the Ultra Dog makes a better hot dog.
- [Holds up a roll full of salad, onion and mustard]
- Finch: Behold Ultra Dog - No dog.
- [Deleted scene. The boys are in Dog Years]
- Finch: Is that legal? Can you do that?
- Jim: I did it. Don't care.
- Kevin: Maybe we'll just have to call you two-ply.
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: I personally enjoyed the double-bagging part myself.
- Jim: Well I'm very happy to entertain you Oz. So how you doing Kev, you okay?
- Kevin: [pauses] Yeah.
- Steve Stifler: Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house and you're not gonna do anything about that?
- Jim: What am I going to do? Huh? Broadcast her over the internet?
- Steve Stifler: Yeah!
- Kevin: You can do that?
- Jim: No, I cannot do that to her.
- Steve Stifler: Jim, get some fucking balls! Man, if you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick in your house how the hell are you gonna sleep with one?
- Finch: I don't like the kid, but he's got a point, Jim.
- Steve Stifler: See, even Shitbrick knows you should do it.
- Steve Stifler: Now, all you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the net and tell me the address.
- Kevin: You can send me the address too. I'll save you a seat.
- [Deleted scene. The boys are at the prom]
- Finch: All right, all right - I'm here for your dumb meeting.
- Kevin: So, status check...
- Chuck Sherman: Boys, boys, boys. I'm on the offensive, the Sherman tank is going back in, locked on target, flying in stealth mode under enemy sex radar, ready to make the payload - again.