Eugene Levy aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Walter Kornbluth
- Dr. Ross: Tomorrow I want to see how she interacts with other marine life, then we'll be ready for the internal examination.
- Walter Kornbluth: Internal examination?
- Dr. Ross: Of course, I want to study her pulmonary system, reproductive organs, everything.
- Walter Kornbluth: Doctor Ross, are we considering how the subject is responding to the examination procedures?
- Dr. Ross: I'm considering everything.
- Walter Kornbluth: Oh yes, I'm sure you are Doctor Ross. How stupid of me! But let me ask you this, are you considering the possibility that you might be a sadistic pig?
- Dr. Ross: While we are baring our souls, Mr. Kornbluth, I must honestly tell you I have never considered you a man of science. You're not a member of my team. Run along, Walter. See if you can't find a unicorn.
- Allen: I didn't even LIKE you when I first met you.
- Walter Kornbluth: NOBODY likes me when they first meet me.
- Dr Zidell: What's happened to you? You were the brightest student in my class. True, emotionally you were twelve years old.
- Walter Kornbluth: I was twelve years old.
- Madison: Allen...
- [Allen and Kornbluth look back to see the Marines approaching them]
- Walter Kornbluth: MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVE!
- Walter Kornbluth: There is a mermaid in New York City.
- Dr Zidell: Oh... oh... sure... sure... y-you mean this... this... this "naked girl"? How come she's got legs?
- Walter Kornbluth: She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that, Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends.
- Walter Kornbluth: Hey B B brain!
- Claude: Yeah
- Walter Kornbluth: You see this hose? This is so I can breathe!
- Claude: Uh huh.
- Walter Kornbluth: You wanna get your chair off it!
- Mr. Ambrose: [sees Kornbluth, disguised as a waiter, with his arm in a cast] Do you have a broken arm?
- Walter Kornbluth: No. No, it's fractured in 16 places.
- Mr. Ambrose: Why are you here?
- Walter Kornbluth: [thinking of a lie] Union sent me.
- Claude: Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
- Walter Kornbluth: Kornbluth!
- Claude: Watcha lookin' for down there? Buried treasure?
- Walter Kornbluth: Wanna know what I'm looking for? Boys? I'll tell ya. *None of your Goddamned business! That's what I'm looking for!* Get outta my way!
- [he dives off the ship and into the water]
- Claude: [to Junior] Let's pee down his air hose.