Omg, you're not going to believe this, but a reality television star had nude cell phone pics leaked on the internet. There's no real precedent for an event of this magnitude, so I'm not exactly sure how to cover it. I'll do by best to provide unbiased, sensitive, poised and well-reasoned analysis of the shocking pictures of Jersey Shore star Snooki. I make no promises. 

Snooki probably has a real name, but at this point she's more like Prince, or Madonna, or Hitler. Her raunchy cell phone pics made their way to the internets today, and if you're extremely masochistic, you can look at them here. I'm not exactly sure what the big deal is, or why these pictures were released with huge black bars hiding all the good (read: Bad, Very, Very Bad) parts.

So. I think we can all agree that a) Not many people want too see nude Snooki pics,...