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From Mad Scientist Cinephiles to Invisible Nudists to Stand-Up Comic Skeletons, you never know WHAT sort of monstrous fun you'll find on The Bits and Bites Cartomb Show.

When a young woman's boyfriend dies, she slips into grief and begins to believe that his spirit has returned in the form of a menacing skeleton doll.

The one and only Lord Belmont Shores, the Victorian-era vampire hunter who never got the credit he thinks he deserved, watches and reviews Hammer vampire movies while getting hammered. You may never have heard of him, but listening to his vampire safety rules could save your life.

When a group of picnickers are seemingly mind-controlled by a beam from Mars, Dr. Professor enlists the help of space adventurer Flash and her trusty boyfriend Dale to solve the mystery.

An adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado" set in contemporary Los Angeles.

The Macon County Movie Club gathers for movie nights curated by revolving hosts and voted on by the attending audience.

The Macon County Movie Club gathers for Wildcard Night, and the hosts have difficulty describing the winning movie.

The Macon County Movie Club watches a crazy kid's flick, and the hosts discuss the joys of traumatizing children.

The Macon County Movie Club tackles those infamous banned video nasties, and Kate admits to being a child criminal. Harry Bromley-Davenport makes a guest appearance to talk about how his film Xtro was affected by the censors.

In the pilot episode of The Bits and Bites Cartomb Show, we meet The Marquee Buds, who always hang out in front of their favorite movie theater after the movie's over, Maya the invisible nudist shows us her OF page, Stand-Up Skeleton bombs on stage, Lord Belmont Shores makes time with a witch, and Deirdre the demon vlogger consoles her roommate Maya after a blind date.

The Macon County Movie Club watches a hilarious Bigfoot movie, and the hosts learn what happens when questionable science meets dodgy special effects.

The Macon County Movie Club watches a film noir, and the hosts learn what a "taxi dancer" is.

The Macon County Movie Club watches a violent Italian crime movie, and the hosts find themselves evenly split over whether to recommend it or not.

The Macon County Movie Club watches a goofy martial arts movie, and one of the hosts is replaced by a cat.

Lord Belmont Shores and his idiot page boy attempt to fight a monster, Deirdre and Maya have a roommate spat over cookies, Edgar Allan Poe's zombie struggles to finish a famous story and the Marquee Buds argue the order of the Halloween franchise.

Deirdre relates the details of a bad date, Stand Up Skeleton gets heckled, The Marquee Buds debate art vs. artist, Max tries to find some peace and quiet, the Fine Line Doctors are back to talk about their greatest achievements, AND we introduce Ethyl, the social media zombie.

Victorian-era Vampire hunter Lord Belmont Shores reviews Kiss of the Vampire, while enjoying a few cocktails. He'll review the movie, but more importantly the vampire hunting technique, and explain how he would have done it all better.

Victorian-era Vampire hunter Lord Belmont Shores watches and reviews Hammer studios Curse of the Werewolf, while enjoying a few cocktails. We'll learn to make a drink and find out Lord Belmont Shores' opinions on the film. He'll review the movie, but moreso the werewolf hunting technique, and explain how he would have done it all better.

Death shows up at a chess tournament, Ethyl gives brain advice, Max accidentally goes speed dating, the Marquee Buds play Bang, Marry, Kill...all this and more.