Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)
Daniel Skelton: Casey
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Quotes
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Casey : That drink was strong - like drinking blood straight from Amy Winehouse's wrist.
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Tiffani von der Sloot : Compliments will get you nowhere unless you're straight and hung like Mr. T.
Casey : Damn and damn.
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Tiffani von der Sloot : [in Vietnamese] Pam, Candy, this is the fag who will clean for us and attract gay customers.
Candy : [in Vietnamese] He's too skinny. The gays want more meat on the bone.
Pam : [in Vietnamese] No. Some like to take a twig boy, spread his legs reeeeal wide and snap him in two.
Candy : Oh-ho.
Tiffani von der Sloot : [to Casey, in English] They just said they can't wait to get to know you.
Casey : Oh, cool. Uh, tell 'em I feel the same way.
Tiffani von der Sloot : [in Vietnamese to Pam and Candy] He says treat him nice or he'll call immigration on your asses.
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[Casey questions the necessity of creating a fake Internet identity using pictures of Tiffani's sensuous ex-boyfriend Ryan]
Casey : Why would I want Zack to talk to someone way hotter than I am?
Tiffani von der Sloot : When's the last time you opened up to an ugly stranger? Besides, you just find out what you need to know then Ryan will disappear. A fake profile is the perfect wingman.
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Casey : What kinda straight guy goes on a date with another man?
Tiffani von der Sloot : He was a stripper at a gay bar. He'd clean a toilet with his dick for a dollar.
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Casey : [to himself in a mirror, wearing Ryan's policeman props] You're been a very bad boy. You have a right to remain sexy. Anything you touch will be held against you in a court of my...