The Mighty Ducks (1992)
Shaun Weiss: Goldberg
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Quotes
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Goldberg : Be careful, man. It almost hit me that time!
Charlie Conway : Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
Goldberg : Does that sound stupid to anyone else?
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Goldberg : [Coach Bombay has taped Goldberg to the goal] My mother is not gonna approve of this, Coach! She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd!
Gordon Bombay : This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you become a man.
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Goldberg : [the team leaves him tied to the net] Hey, guys! Excuse me, guys, you gotta untie me now! Ha ha! Good joke. Very funny. I like it. No joke, c'mon, guys.
[starts skating with the net still attached]
Goldberg : Hey, coach! Coach, c'mon, don't leave me hanging like this! Coach, don't make me come after you, coach!
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Gordon Bombay : Is there a goalie?
Goldberg : Only for a little while. l'm moving back to Philly.
Gordon Bombay : Thank you for sharing that.
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Goldberg : [after Bombay ties him to the net] My mother would not approve of this, coach. She'd like to live to be Bar Mitzvahed.
Gordon Bombay : This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you will become a man.
Goldberg : Coach, I think you got the ceremonies mixed up. It's more like a circumcision!