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X-Men '97 (2024)
I usually don't give a ten because nothing is perfect , I really think this show is !
The animation , the drama , the writing .. it's just amazing what they really made here . If you never even watched X-men back then , I'll still give this show a shot and I promise you won't regret it . The voice actors sounds aged but who cares ? It was beautiful to hear cal Dodd voices again . I never been so invested in a cartoon in a long time , hearing that they were rebooting this show I had low expectations and they exceeded it big time , the only part that sucks is that it'll eventually end. I hope the people who created this show gets their money worth , they deserve every penny for this masterpiece .
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
It was okay , enjoyable but had alot of issues
I though the movie was fine for what it was . The teenagers shared a great chemistry , splinter was just so wholesome and Jackie Chan was perfect for the voice . I loved the mutants , they all had their own personally and honestly I wished we had more of them . Ice cube as superfly was pretty good to . I though everyone did great at their roles . As for the story , I though it was okay .. I get the mutants feel like they don't belong and I like the premise but I just though they could've done a lot more . 90 minute runtime for this movie was perfect actually . They ended the movie with the turtles finally going to high school and finally being accepted by humans , I loved that . This movie is very clear it's definitely for kids , kinda felt like watching a Nickelodeon cartoon movie on tv , not to say it's a bad thing but to me there were times I just felt that way . Overall I think kids would love it and adults of the turtles like myself will smile at the hidden and in your face easter eggs this movie has .
Barbie (2023)
South Park episode on an acid trip
I really don't know what to say about this movie . Everything was colorful, the humor was there , the satire and everybody did great at what they were suppose to do . I went in there with low expectations because it's a Barbie film but I was surprised how adult the humor was and the message it got across was pretty touching . Margot Robbie as Barbie was perfect casting and the theatre was filled , everybody had a good time . I should give this score maybe a bit higher but I just felt it was just a bunch of things mashed together I was watching a parody episode of South Park which is not a bad thing , I though it was the right direction for a movie called Barbie . It was weird to me but in a very good way and LOL at the ending , made everybody laugh . Check it out , I say it's worth a view in the theatre.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
I love horror so I'm a little biased but this movie was pretty solid
I though the movie was good and the opening scene was amazing , I love the title card above the floating deadite over the lake , just incredible . The gore wasn't over the top like terrifier 2 it felt perfect. I though the acting was great at some points expecially when the mom turned into the demon . The kid actors for the most part did great and I love love the new design of the book of the dead . The pictures in the book were so disgusting and amazing to look at but anyways back to the movie . It's a dark depressing movie and when I left , I felt dread which I absolutely admire because it's a horror movie , there's not really suppose to be a good ending !! The movie didn't rely on jump scares and the camera work was phenomenal . The sound design was incredibly as Well! Things I'm disappointed by: wish it was a bit longer , I felt like rules were changed in 2013 version to this , so it's confusing what universe this falls in , it doesn't specify, the ending was a bit bleek like what do they go after ? At the end of the day , this movie was depressing , fun , disgusting , scary , funny at some parts , you won't be disappointed. Definitely a movie to enjoy with an audience but great for a couple more viewings as well for the little things , enjoy !
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Movie was meh
Honestly , there's to much action , not enough sex on screen and Keanu is not a good actor . The set pieces of this movie was beautiful and again , the fights are well done but this movie just felt long and pointless . At times I seen about 4 people asleep in the theaters , then seen half of them pretty
Much sleeping . One person puked from the constant action this movie kept throwing at your face . If you like pointless fights with a lot of violence , bad acting and terrible written characters , this movie fits right up your alley! Just bring a blanket , a pillow and get ready for the greatest action nap of your life .
Black Adam (2022)
It's okay
Just an average superhero movie with a 2005 vibe which was odd but let me tell you . Dr.fate is so fricken cool , best choice d.c had . They should've called it black rock because all you see is Dwayne roided up acting like Dwayne . Action is non stop pretty much so it doesn't fail on that part . Story is kinda meh , typical dc writing . Atom , well there's going to be a lot of comparisons to Deadpool per say . It's a fun popcorn movie check it out, expecially for the casuals who don't know much about black Adam . I think the comic nerds might not like a lot of it but that's okay . This movie is not for everyone but if you're looking for a good time , this movie definitely hits that spot.
Orphan: First Kill (2022)
This movie is the movie
There's a twist where the son and mother are the murderers and they want Esther to actually pretend to be Esther so no one will have suspicions that they killed their daughter/sister. It's cool and different but Esther is hot and this movie has to be the most movie in movie movie hee hee.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
Gave it a four because of Hilary Shepard breast
This movie sucks though. It's not good , even as a kid I though it stunk . Hilary Shepard Boobs in that dress though was A1 , man it was nice to stare at.
Cory in the House (2007)
Cory is indeed in da house
He's amazing and the storytelling in this show is just so amazing . The plot is reminiscent of goodfellas mixed with boy meets world , how can you beat that ? He's an amazing actor.
Malignant (2021)
One of the worse movies of 2021 for sure
My god the beginning tells it all. Awful acting , we actually cracked up when it did the dramatic zoom up and she said we gotta cut out the cancer . Terrible music , terrible acting , terrible plot that absolutely made no sense . I really don't need to get into it. So disappointed in James for this trash of cinema . It seems like horror movies are running out of ideas ,James was drunk and high when he made this crap !! Reason I gave it a two because the main actress was beautiful and tried her best . Just don't waste your time watching it for free and definitely do not spend your money.
Cult of Chucky (2017)
Wow this movie was s*** major spoilers so..
So let me get this straight because this movie was a mess. It starts off with Andy's terrible acting with a date blah blah cuts to Andy taking the head of chucky on a stick out the safe . From here I knew what I was getting into . I don't understand if the movie was trying be horror and serious or comedy and horror, it's a mess. I couldn't help but to stand there with a s*** smelling face watching these "actors" trying to act. Mikah or whatever her name is, is locked up in a mental institution. She meets a strange group of people but let's face it , they're crazy we expect this. When she enters , all this strange s*** happens and my god it's like the staff is oblivious to everything that's going on . Man and does it get worse, we come to find out there's multiple chuckies,that's right, he can transfer his million pieces of soul to other bodies and get this, he finds the spell on the "internet". It's awful and he tortures this handicap chick trying to make her kill for...what? He transfers his soul to hers just because. Her and Jennifer tilly make out at the end because yeah . It's was stupid and just unnecessary and furthers ruin chuckies name. The acting is awful , the horror and gore is bad and it has no idea what it's trying do. Btw Andy tried to save the day and gets locked in the crazy room by mikah aka charles Lee ray , so I'm assuming they're going to blame him for all the murders which makes no sense because there's a doll he killed clearly in the same room with blood, skull and guts it but since this universal is ridiculous I'm sure the cops would shrug it off . F*** this movie