Quotes
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Master Mongrel : Master Oogway, Master Shifu!
Shifu : Master Mongrel, what is it?
Master Mongrel : [pants from exhaustion] He's coming, a giant of a warrior! He calls himself Boar.
Boar : [in the countryside] I am Boar!
Master Mongrel : [scenes alternate between the countryside and the Jade Palace throughout the conversation] He's unstoppable.
Boar : I am unstoppable!
Master Mongrel : He's invincible!
Boar : I am invis - insiv - I am Boar!
[Boar tosses an ox villager through several walls]
Master Mongrel : He's defeating the masters one by one, he's heading this way. Shifu, only you can stop him.
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Shifu : [the Five have just arrived at the Jade Palace] Sloppy, very sloppy. Your technique is unorthodox and undisciplined. Training begins right away.
Shifu : [Tigress sighs sadly] Tigress! What are you doing?
Shifu : [Shifu opens the doors to the Jade Palace's gym] It's time to develop this 'tiger style' of yours. I am very proud of you.
Young Tigress : [Tigress sighs joyfully] Master.
Shifu : Wait, You're welcome to stay. You fought well, with courage and honor. We must explore those skills of yours.
Shifu : [Tigress giggles softly; Shifu talks to Mantis] You are tiny, very small, but I already know how much pain you can inflict.
Mantis : You're welcome.
Shifu : [to Monkey] Oh, four fists, huh? I think you should be able to handle this.
[Shifu gives a combat staff to Monkey, then examines Crane's wings]
Shifu : Hmm, whatever their nature, your limbs will become your weapons. your shields, your best allies.
Shifu : [Shifu goes to Viper next] Ah, right, no legs.
Viper : [sheepishly] Yeah, oops.
Shifu : We'll work something out.
[Viper giggles]
Shifu : All right then, we have five new kung fu styles to perfect.
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Shifu : Straighten up!
Young Tigress : Yes, Master Shifu.
Shifu : Wider! Lower stance, hold your ground. Steady! Strong! Chin up; this is the way of kung fu.
[grunts]
Oogway : I can't even tell them apart.
Shifu : [grunts] Focus, control!
[Shifu continues to grunt while Tigress does her exercises]
Shifu : [Tigress lets out a small hiss] Control!
Oogway : [Tigress roars and leaps into the air] Ahh, there she is.
Shifu : [Tigress lands on the ground] What are you doing? That's not proper form! This is not control. and stand on your feet!
Young Tigress : I'm sorry, Master, I - I don't know what got into me, I won't let it happen again.
Shifu : I wish I could believe that.
[sighs]
Shifu : 100 laps.
Young Tigress : Yes, Master Shifu.
Shifu : Higher knees!
Young Tigress : Yes, Master Shifu!
Oogway : She wants to make you proud.
Shifu : Well, maybe I could be proud if she was doing the correct form.
Oogway : 'Your' form.
Shifu : Is there another kind?
Oogway : Shifu, an acorn can only become the mighty oak, not a cherry tree. You must let her grow into what she will be.
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Young Tigress : Master, it would be an honor to fight for you.
Shifu : No, you are not ready. Oof!
[an ailing Shifu belches from indigestion, while Oogway chuckles]
Shifu : [to the goose] Get me a scroll.
Shifu : [Shifu writes on the scroll] This is a list of four warriors, find them in the Wang Fu village and hurry!
Oogway : No, send Tigress.
Young Tigress : Master, I won't disappoint you.
Oogway : Mmm.
Shifu : Be back before dawn. Do not fail me.
Young Tigress : I will make you proud.
Shifu : Hmm.
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Young Tigress : May I add... it was an honor to serve you.
Shifu : Why Tigress, what is this?
[coughs]
Young Tigress : The - the warriors on your list.
Viper : Warriors?
Crane : Uh...
Viper : Where?
Shifu : [reads Po's scroll] This is not my list. Where are the warriors that I sent for?
Warrior : [the four other red panda warriors that Shifu intended to recruit are playing cards back at the temple in Wang Fu] Uh, is it my turn?
Young Tigress : I - I don't understand, it must be an accident.
Oogway : Ah, there are no acci -
[Shifu stops Oogway from completing his sentence]
Young Tigress : Master, forgive me.
Warrior : You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
Crane : Wait, we can help Tigress.
Young Tigress : What?
Crane : We can... fight... a little... bit.
Viper : Yes, you can count me in, too.
Monkey : Let's do this.
Mantis : I'm not actually even a doctor, so I'm in.
Shifu : You can help by leaving.
Monkey : Okay, bye.
Young Tigress : No, no, Master, please listen. I have seen them, they have skills.
Shifu : But they are not the warriors I sent for!
Young Tigress : It's been an honor to know you.
Monkey : Oh...
Viper : But, Tigress...
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Shifu : Why Tigress, what is this?
[coughs]
Young Tigress : The - the warriors on your list.
Viper : Warriors?
Crane : Uh...
Viper : Where?
Shifu : [reads Po's scroll] This is not my list! Where are the warriors that I sent for?
[coughs]
Warrior : [the four red panda warriors that Shifu intended to recruit are playing cards back at the temple in Wang Fu] Oh, is it my turn?
Young Tigress : I - I don't understand, it... must be an accident.
Oogway : Ah, there are no acci-
[Shifu stops Oogway from completing his sentence]
Young Tigress : Master, forgive me.
Shifu : You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
Crane : Wait, we can help Tigress.
Young Tigress : What?
Crane : We can... fight... a little... bit.
Viper : Yes, you can count me in, too.
Monkey : Let's do this.
Mantis : I'm not actually even a doctor, so I'm in.
Shifu : You can help by leaving.
Monkey : Okay, bye.
Young Tigress : No, no, Master, please listen. I have seen them, they have skills.
Shifu : But they are not the warriors I sent for!
[coughs]
Young Tigress : It's been an honor to know you.
Monkey : Oh.
Viper : But, Tigress...
Young Tigress : I'm sorry.