- Monroe: Maybe we should have brought, like, a priest, or a Rabbi or something, you know. Just to be on the safe side.
- Nick Burkhardt: Well, what have we got?
- Sgt. Wu: Well, the first part's normal. Victim is Jill Prembrey, a geologist at Eon Industries. Was supposed to pick up Ronnie Sanchez, co-worker, for dinner. When she didn't show, Sanchez tried to call, they came over, called 911.
- Nick Burkhardt: What's the not-normal part?
- Sgt. Wu: Everything else.
- Captain Sean Renard: [about the Volcanalis] You think we should read him his RIGHTS?
- Nick Burkhardt: Yeah. Last RITES.
- Marcus Hemmings: I'm not afraid of dying.
- Nick Burkhardt: I know you're not, Markus. So, what's it going to take?
- Marcus Hemmings: What do you mean?
- Nick Burkhardt: To make hell freeze over.
- Monroe: Okay, so what do we do with the rocks?
- Marcus Hemmings: Put them in the middle of the room. He'll go for those first.
- Monroe: What will he go for second?
- Captain Sean Renard: Us.
- Nick Burkhardt: Where should we put this?
- Juliette Silverton: In the trash.
- Nick Burkhardt: This - this is my Elvis lamp. I got it in Mexico.
- Juliette Silverton: I see that, and that doesn't make it any more valuable.
- Nick Burkhardt: I had to drink a lot of mesquale and eat a worm for this thing.
- Juliette Silverton: Nick, you just have to ask yourself one question. Who do you love more?
- [Nick considers it and puts it away]
- Juliette Silverton: I am going to get you a beer to celebrate your break-up.
- Nick Burkhardt: Please do.