- Sebastian: With Fanny gone, you are the designated co-captain of the east side evacuation center.
- Michelle Simms: No.
- Sebastian: Yes.
- Michelle Simms: I refuse.
- Sebastian: You can't.
- Michelle Simms: I'm unqualified.
- Sebastian: So was I, and look at me now.
- Michelle Simms: The town is doomed.
- Michelle Simms: Whoa, I think I just found God!
- Talia: From eating a marshmallow.
- Michelle Simms: His ways are strange.
- Talia: What did he look like?
- Michelle Simms: Judy Garland.
- Talia: God's a good gig for her.
- Sasha Torres: [scream] Roman!
- Roman: There is a very large spider in that bathroom.
- Sasha Torres: Spider?
- Roman: I mean we're talking paleolithic horror type stuff here.
- Sasha Torres: Where is my umbrella?
- Roman: He took it from me. This is a very serious spider.
- Rusty Jordan: Oh, geez. What the geez?
- Nanette Jordan: Rusty, what's happening?
- Rusty Jordan: It's the biggest spider I've ever seen in here! It's a monster!
- Nanette Jordan: Well, kill it!
- Rusty Jordan: I tried. It won't die!
- Nanette Jordan: Boo, get the Winkleburns.
- Rusty Jordan: Oh, it's looking right at me!
- Nanette Jordan: Smash it with your sledgehammer!
- Rusty Jordan: It took the sledgehammer!
- Nanette Jordan: Can you jump out the window?
- Rusty Jordan: I can't jump out the window; it's got teeth!