- Opening Quote: Out they scampered from doors, windows and gutters, rats of every size, all after the piper.
- Monroe: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
- Nick Burkhardt: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with it again.
- Sgt. Wu: I guess they're gonna have to face the music.
- Hank Griffin: Really? You went there?
- Sgt. Wu: Somebody had to.
- Hank Griffin: I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
- Nick Burkhardt: Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?
- Captain Sean Renard: [reading newspaper headline] "Rats dine on beloved teacher"
- Nick Burkhardt: That's a little cold.
- Hank Griffin: Guess who came to dinner.
- Sgt. Wu: Looks like he's been dead for a few hours; car's locked - we kept it that way. Got some evidence inside we didn't want to get away
- [See rats crawling around]
- Nick Burkhardt: Death by rat?
- Sgt. Wu: Looks like.
- Nick Burkhardt: Look, I get it. You're the outsider, no one understand the world the way you do. Maybe you shouldn't expect them to.
- Roddy Geiger: I certainly don't expect a Grimm to.
- Nick Burkhardt: Do you know many Grimms?
- Sgt. Wu: You're never gonna believe this. I talked to Sammy, the guy who put on the illegal rave - Your perp is DJ Rechid Kat!
- Hank Griffin: Who's DJ Rechid Kat?
- Sgt. Wu: [to Nick] Tell me you know.
- Nick Burkhardt: Of course I know. Everybody knows. Who's DJ Rechid Kat?
- Sgt. Wu: Only the most famous raver in Portland! Not that men of your age would know what I'm talking about.
- Monroe: Reinigen, they're bottom of the food chain. Man, let me tell you, the food in their chain, is rarely gourmet.
- Monroe: I've never been much of a do-gooder, Nick, I mean the only bleeding heart I ever had was an - I mean that's in the past, I'm just saying.
- Hank Griffin: How many rats?
- Nick Burkhardt: What?
- Hank Griffin: For the report, how many rats do you think were down there?
- Nick Burkhardt: Sorry, I didn't stop to count them.
- Hank Griffin: I'd like to put a million, 'cause that's what it seemed like.
- Nick Burkhardt: Put a thousand. Nobody's gonna believe a million.
- Hank Griffin: No one's gonna believe a thousand.