Drugstore June (2024)
Bill Burr: Dr. Weisman
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June : If you were gonna give me a consultation for plastic surgery...
Dr. Weisman : That's not what I do here.
June : But just if you were, what do you think you would do... to my face... to make it better?
Dr. Weisman : As far as what?
June : Just... being hotter... prettier.
Dr. Weisman : I'd probably start with your mouth.
June : Like lip filler?
Dr. Weisman : Nope, I would sew that sucker shut.
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Dr. Weisman : Go ahead and finish you photo shoot.
June : I got what I needed. I'm good.
Dr. Weisman : Oh yeah? So you just, ah, put all that stuff out there for public consumption, huh?
June : 'Course I do. Vulnerability is really big right now.
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Dr. Weisman : I'm not gonna diagnose you as on the spectrum.
June : Fine. I am gonna diagnose you as an incel.