- Parker: [to an artifact] Last time I saw you was at the Louvre, well actually you were in the backseat of my car, but before that you were in the Louvre.
- Alec Hardison: [reading the names of Scottish land parcels] I'm not even going to try and pronounce this. It's just a bunch of G's and M's.
- Eliot Spencer: Nate, these guys want me to take 'em straight to Sophie's secret stash. What the hell am I supposed to do with 'em?
- Nathan Ford: Okay, stall. Stall! Eh... London city tour. You're good at that.
- Eliot Spencer: You want me to stall 'em? They're former British paratroopers.
- Nathan Ford: How - how do you... ?
- Eliot Spencer: Haircuts. All right? They're very distinctive haircuts.