The Office (TV Series)
Counseling (2010)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Toby, can I really tell you anything?
Toby Flenderson : Of course.
Michael Scott : Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table eating my penis - I mean peas. That was weird. Ah, that's weird. I think it all stems from the fact that I was... I was probed. By an alien life force. An A.L.F. ALF. You know I might've actually been probed by ALF. You might think he's a puppet. You never see the lower half, but there's a lower half.
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Michael Scott : We're gonna leave the blinds open, so everybody can see what a big failure you are.