The Office (TV Series)
Nepotism (2010)
Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone
Quotes
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Michael Scott : [about Luke's laser] Okay, can I have that?
Luke Cooper : No.
Michael Scott : Ok, I am going to count down from five.
Michael Scott : Five, four.
[Luke counts with him]
Michael Scott : I'm not kidding.
Luke Cooper : Three, two, one.
[Luke still mocking Michael with the counting]
Michael Scott : Give-okay. Alright, give it up.
Luke Cooper : No!
Michael Scott : [bending Luke over desk, spanking him repeatedly] You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!
Luke Cooper : What the...
Michael Scott : That's what you're going to do, Luke!
Luke Cooper : What the hell was that?
Michael Scott : I had to do that.
Luke Cooper : Hey,
[bleep]
Luke Cooper : this! Screw it!
Michael Scott : All right. Are we good?
[Luke runs out crying]
Michael Scott : You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.
Kevin Malone : That was awesome!
Stanley Hudson : Texas justice.
Kelly Kapoor : Yeah, your nephew is so lame.
Creed Bratton : He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it's funny stuff, but mean.
Jim Halpert : You follow him on Twitter?