Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
Larry vs. Michael J. Fox (2011)
Eddie Schweighardt: Greg
Quotes
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Larry David : [explaining to his girlfriend's seven-year-old son, Greg, who Adolf Hitler was] He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.
Greg : [gasps] I would kick his butt.
Larry David : Would you!
Greg : Yes.
Larry David : Good for you.
[pointing to the next room]
Larry David : What's that - what are you watching in there?
Greg : "Project Runway." Good show.
Larry David : And what do you like about it?
Greg : [very flamboyantly] The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!
Larry David : You like fashion?
Greg : Yes. I do.
Larry David : [processing this] Hmm.
Greg : [pointing to a swastika Larry doodled] Ooh! What's that right there?
Larry David : Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.
Greg : [illustrating with arm motions] I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?
Larry David : A swastika?
Greg : Yeah.
Larry David : I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.
Greg : They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
Larry David : Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
Greg : [cheerfully] Get a life, Jews!
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Susie Greene : [Greg has just given her a pillow sham with a swastika stitched on it] What the... What? Where did you learn about this symbol?
Greg : Larry taught me how to make a swastika.
[Larry shakes his head in horror]
Greg : He wrote it on a piece of paper.
Larry David : [nervously] Greg... No, I...
Greg : He was drawing, like, this evil man who hated Jews. What was his name again, Larry?
Larry David : [panicking] Hitler?
Greg : [brightly] Hitler! Yeah, Hitler.
Susie Greene : Larry taught you how to make this?
Larry David : No, I was...
Jennifer : [to Larry] You taught him how to make a swastika?
Larry David : No, I was doodling...
Susie Greene : [enraged] What the hell are you thinking?
Larry David : [backs away, desperately trying to defend himself] I was doodling! I was just doodling!
Susie Greene : On a PILLOW SHAM? You think this is an appropriate symbol to be petty-pointing on a pillow?
[inadvertently walks right into the path of an approaching biker]
Jeff Greene : SUSIE, LOOK OUT!
[shoves the screaming Susie out of the way, and the biker accidentally crashes into Jeff. Greg screams]