The Office (TV Series)
Secretary's Day (2010)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Kevin Malone : [Kevin's voice in a video of Cookie Monster] Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair. Have you seen them? Wait, I'm sitting on them.
[all laugh]
Andy Bernard : This is awesome!
Oscar Martinez : Thank you. It didn't even take that long.
Kevin Malone : [Cookie Monster with Kevin's voice] What's the difference between a chimichanga,
[Kevin arrives behind the group]
Kevin Malone : a chalupa, and a tostada? Call me back ASAP. It's urgent.
[Kevin speaking]
Kevin Malone : This isn't funny. I don't talk like that.
[all continue laughing]
Phyllis Vance : Say "Me eat cookie."
Kevin Malone : No. I won't say it.
Dwight Schrute : Why is everyone clumped around accounting? Break it up, you clique.
Ryan Howard : It's Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.
Dwight Schrute : [gets up and starts to walk to Oscar's desk] Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?
Phyllis Vance : Mm-hmm.
Dwight Schrute : I love that show.
Kevin Malone : [Cookie Monster with Kevin's voice] This is Kevin. This is Kevin.
Ryan Howard : Good work, buddy.
Oscar Martinez : Thank you.
Dwight Schrute : That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me, please.
Oscar Martinez : Yes.
Kelly Kapoor : Me too, Oscar.
Ryan Howard : C.C. me.
Kevin Malone : Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela Martin : This is my favorite day.
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Andy Bernard : If it wasn't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a stepmom.