The Office (TV Series)
Murder (2009)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Once a year, Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world of karate. Because, as we all know, the one thing that thousand-year-old martial arts do all the time is change.
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Jim Halpert : Okay, with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.
Dwight Schrute : That is correct, unless there happen to be measles present.
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Pam Beesly : I think Michael may have snapped.
Jim Halpert : Or maybe he's just stuck in character.
Pam Beesly : Well, which is worse? Snapped or stuck?
Jim Halpert : Both. They're both worse.
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Michael Scott : Monkey see, Monkey do.
Jim Halpert : That's right.
Michael Scott : Monkey pee all over you.
Jim Halpert : That... rhymes.