- Jason Morgan: If you want to ask her out, just ask her out already.
- Damien Spinelli: The Angel of Mercy spurned The Jackal. I dare not approach her again.
- Jason Morgan: Yeah, well, maybe if you would stop all the games and use normal words to talk to her.
- Jason Morgan: What - what are you doing?
- Damien Spinelli: Ok, you know that there are few things that strike terror into the heart of The Jackal, but clowns... clowns are, umm, spine-chillingly horrifying. I mean, just look at him. Menacing, he is. They've always... they've always creeped me out. I mean, there's something so weird about someone who would talk and act so strangely.
- [Jason looks right at Spinelli]
- Epiphany Johnson: [to Jason] You might be "The Man" outside this hospital, Mr. Morgan, but inside these walls, you answer to me.
- Dr. Russell Ford: I have no choice but to terminate your employment.
- Pablo Garcia: Oh, it's Dr. Lee complaining alright because I refused to do her. Dr. Hot-to-Trot wanted to have sex but I turned her down. You see, I wasn't aware that my job description included sexual favors for horny doctors!
- Dr. Russell Ford: Mr. Garcia, I would appreciate it if you...
- Pablo Garcia: No! No! No! You better start hiring fast because if you fire all the guys Dr. Lee has jumped, you're not going to have any staff left.