- Russell 'Ace' Antonov: This is Captain Ace of the Hypernauts of planet Earth. Release our friend at once, or face the full wrath of our invincible Hypernaut battle suits.
- Russell 'Ace' Antonov: Um, Sharkey, where are we?
- Ricardo 'Sharkey' Alvarez: I tried to warn you. That buzzing sound we heard was interference from the spy sat. It's scrambled the computer.
- Noriko 'Max' Matsuda: They said the spy sat was dead.
- Ricardo 'Sharkey' Alvarez: Well, they were wrong. Big time.
- Russell 'Ace' Antonov: So, um, where are we?
- Ricardo 'Sharkey' Alvarez: I don't have a clue. Wherever it is, it's a long hairy way from Earth.