The Rocker (2008)
Rainn Wilson: Fish
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Quotes
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right.
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Kim : I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.
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Curtis : I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Oh I'm responsible alright. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Can I have everyone's attention. Me and my band are going to be playing at the Q Arena, and it is never to late to rock!
Stan : YEAH!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : YEAH!
Stan : Yeah!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : It is never to late to rock n' roll!
Stan : Alright, alright. Come on guys, stage dive. Stage dive!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Stage dive!
Stan : Yeah, we'll body surf you out the front door.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Rock n' roll.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Ow ow ow, watch my carpal tunnel.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia : Omigod, they just called again they want that joke back.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : It's not "stealing" if you're family. But, seriously, don't tell your mom.
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Curtis : [sings really depressing lyrics to a song he just wrote]
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Wow... Well there's some cyanide and razorblades in the glovebox so feel free to help yourself!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : How dare you?
Moby Type Kid : Excuse me?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : How dare you call yourself a musician?
Moby Type Kid : Loads of bands use drum loops!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right. Now get your Devil Box outta here!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : You're looking to score, I can respect that.
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Matt Gadman : Hey, uh, Uncle Rob?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends, nor will I lend you my password to porn sites.
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Matt Gadman : Sorry, uncle Rob. Were we playing too loud?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Too loud is not in my vocabulary.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Instead of a canoe paddling around on a pond, we were like a tank flying down a mountain!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : I am a golden Fish!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman : Why do you guys have British accents?