Semi-Pro (2008)
Will Arnett: Lou Redwood
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Quotes
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Dick Pepperfield : Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette? It's very unprofessional.
Lou Redwood : No. I like to smoke when I drink.
[Lou sips his drink]
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Cornelius Banks : [to Lou] You were never in 'Nam, you jive turkey.
[long silence]
Lou Redwood : [coldly] Did you just call me a jive turkey?
[Cornelius shakes his head]
Jackie Moon : No. No, he did not, he uh... he called you cocksucker. Right Cornelius?
Cornelius Banks : Yeah, I just called you cocksucker.
Lou Redwood : Pretty sure you called me a jive turkey.
Dick Pepperfield : No, no, now Lou, nobody called anyone a J.T.
Lou Redwood : Jive turkey is a little over the line, my man!
Jackie Moon : Look. We were all here, we all heard what was said, and we're in agreement, Cornelius said cocksucker. Right?
Bobby Dee : He just said you suck cock!
Dick Pepperfield : That's all he said about you!
Jackie Moon : Come on. Dig into that fondue... little cocksucker.
[laughs]
Lou Redwood : We like playing games, don't we?
Jackie Moon : It's true, we're playing one right now.
Lou Redwood : I'm gonna show you guys this game I learned when I was in FUCKIN' NAM!
[Lou draws his gun and aims it at Cornelius]
Lou Redwood : Who's the jive turkey now?
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Lou Redwood : Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son. And he has done more for this city than any human being who's ever lived on this planet!
Dick Pepperfield : With the possible exception of eh, Henry Ford... Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that.
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Jackie Moon : [jokingly aiming an unloaded gun at his head] I'll see you fuckers in hell.
[pulls trigger, all laugh]
Bobby Dee : [aiming the gun at Jackie] Jackie, "Love Me Sexy" is the worst song I've ever heard.
[pulls trigger, all laugh]
Cornelius Banks : Watch this.
Cornelius Banks : [aiming the gun at Lou] I did call you jive turkey.
[pulls trigger, all laugh]
Dick Pepperfield : [aiming the gun at Lou] I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield!
[pulls trigger, all laugh]
Lou Redwood : [laughing] We're saying nutty things 'cause they're not true... especially that, more than the rest.