- Zim: Once I infect the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be mine for the taking! GIR, ready the tractor beam!
- Gir: DOOKIE!
- Zim: Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that tiny robot brain of yours
- Gir: [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes and top-hats]
- Dapper Weenies: [in GIR's mind] Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!
- Police Officer: My tentacles! Where are my tentacles?
- Zim: Don't worry, officer. You are in a filthy Earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There's a squid brain in your head!
- Gir: Your methods are stupid! Your prgress has been stupid! Your intelligence is stupid! For the good of the mission, you must be terminated!
- Zim: As soon as I've tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKIE!
- GIR: DOOKIE!
- Zim: Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that insane head of yours
- GIR: [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes, top-hats, and holding walking sticks]
- Dapper Weenies: [in GIR's mind] Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!