- Leo Samuels: When I go, I'll know what they'll write: Roses are red, violets are blue. On Leo's first date, he was seventy-two.
- [turns to leave]
- Zac Rogers: Leo...
- Leo Samuels: It might interest you to know that my sister turned me down, too.
- Zac: Oh, that's just great. The first big lesson I learned by myself, I didn't even learn by myself.