Jonathan Prince: Leo Samuels

Quotes 

• Leo Samuels : When I go, I'll know what they'll write: Roses are red, violets are blue. On Leo's first date, he was seventy-two.

  [turns to leave] 

  Zac Rogers : Leo...

  Leo Samuels : It might interest you to know that my sister turned me down, too.

• Zac : So, did you ask Harriet?

  Leo : Well, she begged me, but I don't wanna go out with her. She's too tall. It's always raining in her hair.