Kaitlin Olson: Lauren

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• James : Uh, I've been talking to some people, this is a kind of weird icebreaker, but...how many people have you slept with? Like, lifetime.

  Lauren : [Long pause]  I dunno, how big's your penis? You know that's something I wouldn't ask you because uh, it's inappropriate.

  James : Yeah.

  Lauren : But I guess if I wanted to know the answer to that question I could ask your wife.

  James : You could.

  Lauren : Is that a real ring on your finger or is it just like a hoax?

  James : No, it's a real ring.

  Lauren : Oh, ok, so you're married

  James : Yeah.

  Lauren : And you're flirting with me.

  James : Yeah well I'm recently married, so I didn't think that...

  Lauren : [Sarcastically]  Oh recently married!

  James : Right.

  Lauren : Oh well then forget I said anything!

  James : You were flirting with me so I just thought, well I'll flirt back to get to know this person.

  Lauren : That's so sweet of you. That's so kind and generous.

  James : I wasn't trying to get you into bed or anything. The idea Lauren...

  Lauren : Right. You seem like a really great guy.

  James : I am a really great guy...

  Lauren : That's so generous of you.

  James : And you seem very observant to have picked up on that.