The Office (TV Series)
The Fire (2005)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : [leading games during a fire drill] All right, let's move on. Let's move on to the main event, "Who would you do?"
Kevin : Present company excluded?
Jim Halpert : Not necessarily.
Kevin : Pam.
Oscar : Pam.
[cut to look of shock on Pam's face]
Jim Halpert : Um... Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll finish explaining the rules. Let me explain it first and then...
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Dwight Schrute : Question: is there firewood on the island?
Jim Halpert : I guess.
Dwight Schrute : Then I would bring an ax, no books.
Jim Halpert : No, it has to be a book, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : Fine. "Physician's Desk Reference."
Jim Halpert : Nice. Smart.
Dwight Schrute : Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Question: Did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
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Michael Scott : [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"] Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
Roy : Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?
Angela : [angrily] My name is Angela.
Roy : [without shame] Hey, Angela.
[gesturing to himself]
Roy : Roy, nice to meet you.
Michael Scott : All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
Jim Halpert : [There is an awkward pause] Um, Kevin, hands down.
[the group begins to laugh]
Jim Halpert : Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling.
Michael Scott : Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,
[the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression]
Michael Scott : 'cause he's gonna own his own business.
Roy : [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing] You're all gay.