- Leo Samuels: We bring you news you won't wanna hear.
- Mr. Merlin: Oh good, then I won't listen.
- Zac Rogers: This is serious. Dink Johnson is losing his hot dog stand.
- Mr. Merlin: Oh no...
- Leo Samuels: And I'm losing my reason for living! We've been eating Dink's dogs for years.
- Zac Rogers: Yeah, they're opening up that new shopping center, just pushing him out.
- Leo Samuels: And they wonder about teenage suicides...
- Alex: Oh, that is awful. Eating a Dink's dog is the second best experience I've ever had in my whole life.
- Dink Johnson: I gotta work, Max. I wanna die right here, with my dogs on the grill and my buns on the steamer.