Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Written in the Stars (2004)
Rose Abdoo: Gypsy
Quotes
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Luke : [at a meeting where the town is debating the merits of Luke and Lorelai dating] All right! That's it! This is my relationship.
[points at various people]
Luke : Not yours! Not yours!
[to Lorelai]
Luke : Yours...
[to everyone else]
Luke : ... but not yours. Mine and hers but not...
[looking pointedly at Taylor]
Luke : yours! There's not gonna be any more debating about whether or not it's a good idea if we're in a relationship, 'cause we're in a relationship!
Lorelai Gilmore : Show them the horoscope!
Taylor Doose : But in the event of a breakup...
Luke : There's not going to be a breakup.
Gypsy : Well, isn't he the optimistic fellow?
Luke : Fine. In case of a breakup, I'll move. I'll close up Luke's Diner, I'll go far, far away, and that way you won't have to choose, okay? Every section in town can be pink.
Taylor Doose : Can we have your word on that?
Luke : You can have my word and a couple of middle fingers on that, Taylor.
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Taylor Doose : People, do I have to remind you about Fay Wellington and Art Brush, huh? Do I?
[murmurs in the crowd]
Lorelai Gilmore : Uh, yeah.
Babette Dell : Fay owned a flower shop, and Art owned a candy store, and they fell madly in love about 10 years ago; big romance.
Taylor Doose : And for a while, it all worked very synergistically. Flowers and candy seemed like a perfect match...
Miss Patty : Until Art met Margie.
Gypsy : The fudge queen.
Babette Dell : Ooh, that was bad.
Taylor Doose : The whole town split right down the middle. Suddenly you could buy flowers or you could buy candy.
Miss Patty : Valentine's Day was a nightmare.
Taylor Doose : Eventually, the hostility forced Art to move.
Babette Dell : Fay never married. She stopped making candy. It was very sad.
Taylor Doose : And those storefronts were empty for a year. No one wanted to be there.
Lorelai Gilmore : God, this sounds terrible. Maybe they have a point.
Luke : No, they don't have a point.
Lorelai Gilmore : Well, what if something happens?
Luke : This is crazy. I don't believe that the breakup of Fay Wellington and Art Brush affected the economy of this town one bit.
Taylor Doose : Well, lucky for you, I brought charts.
Luke : You have charts concerning the romance of two people who used to live here 10 years ago?