- Rabbi Gendler: What was that gobbledygook?
- Frasier: It's a blessing for my son!
- [Recites sentence in Klingon]
- Rabbi Gendler: That means nothing. It's gibberish!
- Frasier: What?
- Jeremy Berman: That's not gibberish - it's Klingon!
- Frasier: Oh, dear god!
- Jeremy Berman: Freddy's dad just blessed him in Klingon!
- Jeremy Berman: Seriously, your dad's Klingon is really good.
- Frederick Gaylord Crane: What did he say?
- Jeremy Berman: Well, roughly translated, it says, "My dearest son, each day you redeem, may your journey be filled with the same joy, wisdom, and purpose you have given mine." It's a lot more beautiful in the original Klingon.
- Frasier: Noel, Star Trek is just a TV show.
- Noel Shempsky: So was "Brideshead Revisited"!
- Frasier: [restrained] You're angry, so I'm going to ignore that.
- Rabbi Gendler: [after the Bar Mitzvah, to Frasier and Lilith] Well, you two should be very proud - of your son, not yourselves.
- Roz Doyle: Okay, Eddie, hit the "talk" button.
- [Eddie does so]
- Roz Doyle: And you're listening to "The Best of Crane" on KACL. We'll be back after these messages.
- Noel Shempsky: [Noel enters] Well, well. The fox and the hound working together. How ironic.
- Frasier: At least I can take comfort in the fact that without embarrassing parents, there'd be no psychology.