- Nurse Haleh Adams: Peter, got a two-fer.
- Peter Benton: [Not paying attention] Alright, let's hear it.
- Nurse Haleh Adams: [Referring to the patients who have billiard balls stuck to their mouths] Apparently, this one did it on a dare. 'When the paramedics asked what happened' 'this one re-enacted the crime.'
- Jerry Markovic: Do we have names?
- Nurse Haleh Adams: Yeah, dumb and dumber.