- Howard Sprague: If we want to get anywhere at all with Mr. Hampton, we can't afford to antagonize him.
- Andy Taylor: I hadn't planned on snappin' his suspenders, Howard.
- Goober Pyle: You ever seen a minuet, Andy?
- Andy Taylor: Not lately.
- Goober Pyle: Must be one of them new kind of dances.
- Goober Pyle: [Floyd is talking about "'The Mikado"] What's it about?
- Floyd Lawson: Well, it all took place in this little town called Titipu.
- Goober Pyle: Come on, Floyd, be serious.