The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Malcolm at the Crossroads (1965)
Howard Morris: Ernest T. Bass
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Quotes
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : Now I'm warning you, if you throw one more rock...
Ernest T. Bass : I promise you Sheriff, I won't throw one more rock.
[Sheriff Taylor walks away]
Ernest T. Bass : . Didn't say nothin' 'bout no brick!
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Ernest T. Bass : [yelling at Malcom Merriweather] I'm warning you! Now today is Thursday. If you're still here on... what's the day after Thursday?
Floyd Lawson : Uh Friday.
Ernest T. Bass : Right. If you're still here on Friday, which is the day after Thursday, I'll WHOOP the fire outta you.
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Ernest T. Bass : I dropped by to invite you up to my cave to eat. Got some 'possum steaks, nice and tender. Been beatin' at 'em with a stick.
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Ernest T. Bass : Wrong or right I'm here to fight. Unless you run away with fright. And if you wonder who I be, it's me it's me, it's Ernest T. Whoo hoo.