- Hired Gun: And who's he?
- Montana's Assistant: This here's Utah Johnny Montana.
- Mack Brackman: That's some name.
- Montana's Assistant: It used to be Utah John Cougar Montana, but he dropped the 'Cougar' because he thought it was pretentious.
- Lord Bowler: [a young boy has been sharing his morning donuts with Bowler] Well, you'd better get on home. You don't want your parents to worry.
- Duncan: You're probably right. Thanks, Deputy Lord Bowler.
- Lord Bowler: Thanks for the donuts, Duncan.
- Brisco County Jr.: Bowler, you get men stationed on all the high points in town.
- Annie Cavendish: What do I do?
- Brisco County Jr.: Annie, get your gun.