Grandma's Boy (2006)
Doris Roberts: Grandma Lilly
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Quotes
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Grandma Lilly : [after drinking pot tea] I can hear my... hair growing. You want some soup?
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Grandma Lilly : I hate violence, but drugs ARE bad.
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Grandma Lilly : [ghostly voice] Ohhh... I died on the floor... and *nobody* helped me!
Alex : You have got to be fucking shitting me.
Grandma Lilly : Ohh it's so cold... when you're dead...
Alex : I swear to God, I would've helped you, Sophie. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. I would've helped you. I just wasn't here...
Grandma Lilly : [jumps up] Gotcha!
Alex : Ahh! Oh my God!
Grandma Lilly : You scaredy cat!
Alex : What the hell are you doing, Grandma?
Grandma Lilly : I told you we were going to have fun!
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Grandma Lilly : Grace you remember my grandson Alex - our new "roommate."
Alex : [waves]
Grace : How long you stayin'?
Alex : Um, just until I find a new apartment.
Grace : Have a girlfriend?
Alex : No.
Grace : How old are you now?
Alex : I'll be 36 in October.
Grace : My grandson's gay, too. I'll give you his number.
Alex : I'm not gay, but, thank you?
Grace : Denial.
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Grandma Lilly : Oh listen, your father tells me that you need a place to stay.
Alex : Yeah...
Grandma Lilly : Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago, so her room is available if you need it.
Alex : Oh? Where'd Sophie move to?
Grandma Lilly : Heaven.
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Jeff : You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?
Grace : Well, we have been sort of rough on him. But, he is kind of soft if you know what I mean.
Grandma Lilly : We're not used to having a man in the house, so I guess we ride him pretty hard.
Barry : Ohh, that is so gnarly.
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Alex : Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die on the bed, did she?
Grandma Lilly : No.
Alex : Good, good, good.
Grandma Lilly : She fell out of bed and died right here.
Alex : Eww!
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[Alex sees that his bong has become a flower vase]
Alex : Where did you get this vase?
Grandma Lilly : Oh, I found it in your laundry when I was cleaning up. It smelled awful, so I cleaned it. Doesn't it look nice?
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Alex : Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome.
Grandma Lilly : Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you.
Alex : Probably suicides.
[Bea looks horrified]
Alex : It was a joke.
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Grandma Lilly : Once you got to high school, you just seemed to lose focus. It was probably just puberty.
Alex : [making joint smoking gesture behind her] Yeah, I'm sure it was puberty.
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Grandma Lilly : Take that, you dirty dopers.