Kung Fu Panda (2008)
David Cross: Crane
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Quotes
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Po : [dazed] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.
Oogway : How interesting.
Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?
Oogway : Him.
Po : Who?
[Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him]
Oogway : You.
Po : What?
Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Po : What?
Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?
Shifu : WHAT?
Mr. Ping : WHAT?
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Po : Good morning, Master! I just thought I'd warm up a little.
[He tries to lift one leg, but fails]
Shifu : You're stuck.
Po : Stuck? Wha? Pfft... stuck... does this look stuck to you... Yeah, I'm stuck
Shifu : [to Crane] Help him.
Crane : Oh, dear.
[Crane approcaches, gingerly grabs Po's waistband and attempts to pull him up by flapping his wings]
Po : Maybe on three. One. Two...
[Crane pulls him up and Po flops onto his back]
Po : [Gets to his feet] Thank you.
Crane : Don't mention it.
Po : No, really, I appreciate...
Crane : *Ever.*
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Mantis : There's no words.
Crane : Not denying it.
Viper : I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
Crane : [mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically] He is *so* mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!
Mantis : When he walks, the very ground shakes.
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Po : [making dinner for The Furious Five] So, I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Hajin Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"
Crane : Really, so how'd you get out of there alive?
Po : I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?" Order up!
[passes out bowls of soup to four of the Five]
Po : Hope you like it.
Mantis : This is really good!
Po : Nah, c'mon, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.
Viper : What are you talking about? This is amazing!
Crane : Wow, you're a really good cook!
Mantis : I wish my mouth was bigger!
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Po : Okay. Right, right. So, yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome. Last thing I wanna say. Bye-bye.
[He leaves, but remains outside the door, making Crane sigh in annoyance]
Crane : Oy.
Po : [peeks his head in] What was that?
Crane : I didn't say anything.
Po : Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well.
[Po closes the door and Crane puts his foot on his head]
Po : That seemed a bit awkward.
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[Trying to get to his room without waking anyone, Po tiptoes through the hallway, only to trip and walk into Crane's room]
Po : Hi, you're, uh, you're up.
Crane : Am now.
Po : I was just--some day, huh? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Ur biceps sore?
Crane : [looks at his arms awkwardly] Uh, I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So, yeah. I should probably get to sleep now.
Po : Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Crane : OK, thanks.
Po : It's just-- Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand and one, but you didn't stop. And you just--
[He tries Kung Fu, only to accidentally kick a hole in the wall, leading to Monkey's room; Po peaks into the hole to see Monkey, who is now glaring at him]
Po : Oh, sorry about that.