- Larry: Oh my God, it's a trap.
- Dr. Gwen Lichtman: Dogs don't set traps.
- Larry: Yeah, well, dogs don't live 300 years either.
- Judge Claire Whittaker: One more outburst and I'm holding you in contempt.
- Dave Douglas: [barks] Silence! Quiet! WHOO!
- [covers up mouth with hands, pause]
- Dave Douglas: I think I could use a rrr-eee
- [growling]
- Judge Claire Whittaker: ReCESS! Ten minutes!
- Josh Douglas: [to Tracy, about Dave] He is clueless, which in some ways is better.
- Dave Douglas: [as dog] OUCH!
- Carly Douglas: None of this would have happened if we hadn't stole Shaggy.
- Dave Douglas: [as dog] YOU WHAT? STOLE HIM?
- Trey: [holds up bone] Fetch, boy!
- Dave Douglas: I am not your boy and I'm not gonna fe...
- Dave Douglas: [Trey throws bone] Oh, hey, I'll be right back!