Daddy Day Care (2003)
Jeff Garlin: Phil
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Quotes
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Phil : [in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!
Charlie Hinton : [in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli! Don't you, Ben?
Ben : Nope.
Charlie Hinton : You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!
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Charlie Hinton : Today we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil : No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.
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Phil : Let's get safety-gate crazy!
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[after the failure of the presentation of Veggie-O's]
Jim Fields : We're killing it.
Charlie Hinton : Hey, come on Jim, we had one bad test and it's a hard nut to crack. Any fool can sell chocolatey chocolate balls and cotton candy-flavored cereal to kids, man.
[Jim takes out his notebook and a pen and writes something down]
Jim Fields : Cotton candy. That's not bad. Hey guys, look, I'm sorry, but it was a dog. Kids just don't want to eat vegetables for breakfast. Who knew?
Charlie Hinton : It's exactly what I told you six months ago when you put us on this project.
Jim Fields : You did? Well, it's not just Veggie-O's. We're shutting down the whole health division.
Phil : That's like 300 people.
Jim Fields : Yeah, it's just not a business we want to be in.