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Quotes
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Andy : This place is amazing. It's like Christmas morning and Disneyland and sex all wrapped up in one.
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Andy : To the last hurrah. I can't tell you how jazzed I am. I don't care about the pay cut. Do you know how long we can live off top Ramen?
Robin : Ten cockroaches can live a year off a single postage stamp
Andy : Exactly. We'll be like the cockroaches. Totally unencumbered. I don't need that big apartment.
Robin : Andy, I think you missed the point of my little cockroach factoid. I don't want any part of your poverty experiment.
Andy : So you don't want anything to do with me without my huge salary?
Robin : Would you want anything to do with me without the saline twins?
[Gets up from table and starts to leave]
Robin : Just drop my diaphragm in the mail.
Busboy : The twins are awesome!
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Andy : Now what's wrong?
Darrell : How do you think people get sick, huh? Some guy picks his nose or scratches his ass, then he grabs that handle. You touch it and next thing you know, you're bleeding out of your eyes - out of your anus. Go ahead. Be my guest. Touch it.
Andy : [puts hand on handle, opens the door and licks his palm] Live Dangerously