John Q (2002)
Shawn Hatosy: Mitch Quigley
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Quotes
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John Q. Archibald : [in the waiting area of the emergency room] Who was driving?
Mitch : Huh?
John Q. Archibald : The car. Who was driving?
Mitch : I was. What's that got to do with anything?
John Q. Archibald : Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?
Mitch : What do you call this?
[shows light scratches on arm]
Lester : [laughs]
Mitch : What are you laughing at?
Lester : Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.
Mitch : Screw you man. This shit hurts.
Julie Bird : His airbag went off and mine didn't.
John Q. Archibald : What kind of car do you drive?
Mitch : Mercedes 500.
John Q. Archibald : You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?
Mitch : 1986. It's a classic.
John Q. Archibald : Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.
Lester : [laughs] *Busted!*
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[after Julie pepper sprays Mitch after his fight with John in the waiting area of the emergency room]
Mitch : YOU STUPID BITCH!
Julie Bird : [kicks Mitch on the side] That's for beating the shit out of me!
Julie Bird : [kicks Mitch again] That is for being an asshole! And this, this is for calling me a bitch!
[she kicks him in the groin]
Lester : [as he and the staff laugh] Oo I felt that one!
Julie Bird : [taking off her blond wig] I'm not gonna be your Barbie any more!
Lester : All that ass and muscles to go with it! Man, I knew damn well that wasn't no blonde!
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Max Conlin : [after collecting signatures for his will from the others] So what? Are you just gonna go in there and "off" yourself?
John Q. Archibald : Only one thing is gonna stop me.
Max Conlin : Yeah, and what is that?
John Q. Archibald : [standing up, jokingly] If Mitch is B positive.
Mitch : Oh Hell no. Uh-uh. No way baby.
[Everybody laughs]
John Q. Archibald : See you in the funny papers.
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Mitch : [while handcuffed by John to the radiator in the waiting area of the emergency room] This country man, can't go anywhere without getting' mugged, or murdered or stabbed. Kids killin' their classmates, drivebys, ya know, I won't even go into a post office any more.
Steve Maguire : [sitting in a chair] Shut up, Mitch.
Dr. Turner : [standing in front of them] No, you shut up. I hate the little bastard but he's right. You know how easy it is to get a gun in the country? In five minutes, boom, gun show.