The Replacements (2000)
John Madden: John Madden
Quotes
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Pat Summerall : That's the second time tonight a Washington player's been knocked out by his own teammate!
John Madden : You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."
Pat Summerall : There is?
John Madden : Yep.
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John Madden : I love to see a fat guy score.
Pat Summerall : Why?
John Madden : Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.
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John Madden : According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
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Pat Summerall : Players are not supposed to to be fraternizing with the cheerleaders.
John Madden : Yeah, but what are they gonna do, fire him?
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John Madden : I think that guy's smoking on the field.
Pat Summerall : Smoking? I'm sure you're just imagining that, John.
John Madden : No, no, I saw it. I saw the smoke and everything.
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Pat Summerall : [Watching the Sentinels in a huddle, dancing from one side of the field to the other] Hey John, how long have we been calling football games?
John Madden : I dunno 19 years?
Pat Summerall : Have you ever seen anything like that?
[Watching the dance]
John Madden : Not on a football field.